OH my God. that was funny! I had to stop for a minute when I got to: "Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat."
I needed to catch my breath i was laughing so much. This ones a keeper and I'm stealing it!
TTRPG Rules Reading as Play
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Defining "play" in TTRPGs is a tricky thing. It's also sort of unimportant
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The Graxworm is a massive dead dragon of mythic scale, fully miles long and
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QuarHammer
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I stumbled, addled, into my local semi-rural game store in search of
off-brand Contrast paint to finish up Ionus Cryptborn, and while wandering
around, I ...
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The home provinces of the Draconic Empire are ruled by noble houses with a
chromatic dragon progenitor. While not all nobles are sorcerers, few
without mag...
d100 Wasteland Weirdos
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Possibly some Charginspire leaked onto our new album.
Sampler short
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My Gunderholfen solo play...
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By MalrexThe Merciless MerchantsOSR/1e/2eLevels 4-7 Eerie lights? Strange
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Franken...
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*It's the perennial bugbear. The cliche to end all RPG cliches. The
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This is a sandbox campaign for *Wandering Heroes of Ogre Gate*, operating
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gets to be...
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I know it's been a while since I posted but it's been a wild time. For the
last year or so I've been quietly working on a book. Well I can now reveal
w...
On the Sector Turn
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It's very simple.
There are many important things cybertechtronically enhanced secret agents
need to do: Buy illegal tanks with railguns. "Convince" the...
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The free-kriegsspiel revolution (or FKR; sometimes free-kriegsspiel
roleplay) has been getting a lot of attention lately, which seems
inevitable given re...
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Asking about The Awful Lights, a commenter asks:
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Dan Plays Video Games, Part 3
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Previous episodes: 1, 2
Balatro
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Surprise, surprise. I was able to continue my campaign up until about 3
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I recently started rereading *The Silmarillion*. I had last read it over
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Greetings, Groove-ophiles! Ol' Groove just had to share some of his
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ShadowDark Magic Items
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The next campaign I run will use the ShadowDark RPG. I'm not sure when
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choice. I'v...
Teeth Among Shadows
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Cyberpunk Red. January 2024 IRL, 1/20/2045 IG PART ONE (1/20/2045) Glitch,
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I got this idea from mad gods on bear blog.
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Jennell Jaquays passed away two days ago, and it's hitting me hard.
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playtes...
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Heya folks, the 21st Salt Mine book, Import Export, has hit the digital
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It’s delightful when D&D-isms sometimes converge with ancient wisdom, even
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Map Close-Up Soundtrack for areas 43-48 Combat Music Overview
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To begin with, I'm still here and still doing stuff.
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Another month, another section of Alhamra put to bed. But before February
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There Were Dice
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I started my Spelljammer game last weekend. It was my first time DMing
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When I finished my Team Tsathogga campaign back in 2019, one of the things
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A revised, updated, edited, illustrated and annotated version of my 2012
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Its time to move this blog.
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I've actually been running games recently! Bully for me. I decided that
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Esoteric Enterprises (plus character sheets)
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So it's been a while.
I don't really want to address that in any significant way right now, as
every time I try, it ends up in a spiral of excuses, despera...
Discontinued
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Friends,
I'll make it official. I will stop this blog.
A lot has happened last year. And my interests have moved in a different
direction.
Thank you for...
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In many early editions of D&D, weapons were assigned two damage values: one
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Iain Lovecraft, 3D Sculptor
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Nope, it's got nothing to do with Cthulhu. I just did a video conversation
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doi...
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Hey, I'm back. I plan on posting regularly, albeit less frequently that
before my absence from this blog. You might notice that the post is
authored by "A...
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*Life below armpit level*
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Hey guys. I know I have been absent for a while. For those who have reached
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I am thought to be exiled gentry, a vagabond, a scandalous rogue, a troubadour, armchair tactician, amateur grifter, self taught mechanic, would be author, adventurer, rogue scholar, traveler of strange lands, and an all round near do well.
3 comments:
OH my God. that was funny!
I had to stop for a minute when I got to:
"Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat."
I needed to catch my breath i was laughing so much.
This ones a keeper and I'm stealing it!
Dont thank me. Thank Steve for eating it! :-)
Ewwwwwww!
Funny and Disturbing....
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